The Jewish Board of Directors

Schwartz, Cohen and Ginsburg were all close friends since childhood. They decided they wanted to go into business together.
 Schwartz says, "OK! I'll invest $100,000." Cohen says, "I will go for $200,000". Ginsburg says, "All right, I'll put in $1,000."
 Cohen says, "If I'm putting in $200,000, I'll be the President and CEO of the corporation. You, Schwartz, for your $100,000, you can be Vice President and CFO, and Ginsburg, for your $1,000, you will be our Sexual Adviser."
 Puzzled, Ginsburg asks Cohen, "What is a Sexual Adviser?" Cohen replies, "When we want your f**king advice, we'll ask for it."